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Topic: Peanut Butter Issues
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sackett
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posted 05-27-2010 04:53 PM
  
All,is it freakin possible that so many people out there can't read and then post and re-post the same stupid question about puppies and peanut butter? I'm beginning to think the anti-folks are periodically submitting these type of postings just to make the whole process look stupid or foolish. Am I missing something here or am I just overly sensitive to this ignorant issue...?!
Jim
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Ted Todd
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posted 05-27-2010 06:21 PM
Jim, Why don't YOU tell us why you are so sensitive regarding this issue? ARF ! ARF !Seriously, I do get a few admissions to this type of behavior from both male and female applicants. Apparently, it is not all that uncommon. I doubt that the Anti folks are behind it because it does come up from time to time in my applicant screening so I know it does occur. What I have a tough time understanding is why peanut butter? I can tell you that when I gave my dog some toast with peanut butter on it, the last thing he wanted was more peanut butter! Ted [This message has been edited by Ted Todd (edited 05-27-2010).] IP: Logged |
sackett
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posted 05-28-2010 11:09 AM
Ted,I was always told never date anyone who has a dog and more than one jar of the same type of peanut butter... but then, I digress. Anyway, no sensitivity to the issue, I was just noticing that every other week or two someone is posting basically the same message. While we, who deal with the perverted, strange and abnormal clearly understand it is out there, many in the "other" real world do not. I just thought it was an interesting observation. Thanks for taking the time to respond. I'm sure you have more to add but didn't want to boast your expertise regarding the subject; thanks for staying humble Ted... BTW, I've been told, peanut butter is one of the only few substances dogs are actually able to taste... but this is just what I've heard. Any other experts out there???
Jim
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skipwebb
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posted 06-01-2010 09:32 AM
I've noticed that my dog cries and begs to go out and get his nails done and groomed every time we take out the peanut butter jar?????Does that mean my dog has a problem???? IP: Logged |
ktaylorCCPD
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posted 06-01-2010 09:54 AM
My dog is currently going through treatment for PTSD for getting a piece of toast without peanut butter. Very sad!!IP: Logged |
sackett
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posted 07-16-2010 04:23 PM
Ted,I guess the issue fell off the board because we have ANOTHER, "OMG, I'm so embarrassed...I let a dog lick my schwantz..." question. Are you still in denial that this seems to be a conspiracy to make this site look stupid; AGAIN?!
Jim
P.S. Skip, I just saw your posting. I can only speculate why your dog is having problems. Having worked for you in the past, I have to admit, I'm still having issues... :-)
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Ted Todd
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posted 07-16-2010 06:25 PM
Jim,I guess I am in denial because this issue comes up all too often in my LEPET exams. I had a similar admission last week and another that admitted to trying to "hump" his cat twice. Admitted both applicants were much younger at the time than the current poster. I still don't think the post is a set up but just to be safe, I am not going to answer anymore peanut butter boy posts. You should be able to sleep better tonight now Jim and leave Skip alone! Ted IP: Logged |
Taylor
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posted 07-21-2010 08:17 PM
I wouldn't put it past the anti folk but...I just got done a ton of pre-employments and I had about 3 admissions of bestiality. In fact one dumb azz was a fricking HWY patrol guy a few years back. It started with 'just as a kid' and before I ran the test he admitted it went all the way unitl 7 years ago and he is fircking 45 years old..the perv. He failed and then said..well maybe the last time was 5 years ago. You know I expect this crap with sex offenders but on pre-employments it is fricking unbelievable. I really like the one answer(sorry I cant remember who said it)...if you were the hiring agency what would you think? BTW, we are checking Utah laws to see if we can get charges on the 45 year old...Hell...I have it on tape!...not the act..just the admission...lol IP: Logged |
john fyffe
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posted 07-22-2010 08:43 AM
Had an applicant, who had been in law enforcement for 8 years and married for 15 years, admit to have sex with a goat twice. At the time he had been in law enforcement for about 6 years. He stated it's not like it hurt anything the goats belonged to him...LOL If it was a kid, young goat, does that make him a pedophile.IP: Logged |
skipwebb
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posted 07-22-2010 09:02 AM
I've been told that chocolate can kill a dog so.....have the dog lick reeces cups from your penis and you can get rid of the witness at the same time! The perfect crime!On a side note, Duane Bettes was running a guy as an intern while I monitored and the guy admitted that he masturbated his dog but explained it wasn't a sexual thing. It was only to keep him at home. I told my wife about it and suggested it might work for me too. IP: Logged |
Taylor
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posted 07-22-2010 11:39 AM
lol...damn near fell off my chair....lolIP: Logged |
YLIE2ME
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posted 07-22-2010 01:23 PM
John Fyffe,If they were his "kids" wouldn't that make it incest?????? ------------------
Willis "No matter who says what,
don’t believe it if
it don’t make sense."
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Ted Todd
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posted 07-22-2010 06:18 PM
This thread is starting to sound like a bad remake of "Noahs Ark".By the way Skip, I made the same suggestion to my wife and she down loaded instructions off the internet and handed them to me. Go figure? Ted IP: Logged |
sackett
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posted 07-22-2010 10:39 PM
It ain't bestiality of it's a domesticated animal, I always say...
Jim
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skipwebb
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posted 07-26-2010 03:12 PM
Jim, Now that you mention it, I was up at Fort Drum a few weeks ago and saw a "kid" out in the field that looked a lot like you.IP: Logged |
Ted Todd
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posted 07-26-2010 07:07 PM
Jim,Was THAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHT Ewe? Ted IP: Logged |
sackett
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posted 07-27-2010 09:46 AM
Awww com'mon, it gets really cold up there and uh, you know....uh, it could happen....BTW Skip, was the hair red or brunette...? This is an important question... IP: Logged |
YLIE2ME
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posted 07-27-2010 11:27 AM
No really officer, I was just trying to help that poor sheep get back through the fence.------------------
Willis "Comin' as close to the truth as a man can come without actually gettin' there is comin' pretty close, but it still ain't the truth."
Bix Bender
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Taylor
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posted 07-28-2010 08:35 AM
Only in 'our world'I was LMAO and my husband comes in to see what is so funny. I tell him....just talking to a bunch of guys on line about having sex with an animal.....lol He just rolled his eyes and left the room. Hey if we cant joke about it - it would drive us crazy! IP: Logged |
sackett
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posted 07-28-2010 10:14 AM
Whose joking......?IP: Logged |
YLIE2ME
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posted 07-28-2010 01:52 PM
Yes Jim we know........NEVADA where MEN are MEN and sheep are scared IP: Logged |
Ted Todd
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posted 07-29-2010 10:09 PM
OK,So how does Arizona get off poking fun at Nevada about sexual issues. Last time I drove through Arizona, I saw nothing but illegal immigrants and livestock. Jim, are you going to take this without a response? Ted [This message has been edited by Ted Todd (edited 07-29-2010).] IP: Logged |
liedoctor
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posted 07-30-2010 12:12 PM
Tested a guy applying for a job in Las Vegas. He said he liked to watch football, sitting nude in his recliner. Mentioned the dog jumped in his lap and sat down on his manhood on a REGULAR basis. Sooooo, of course penetration would occur. Applicant could'nt help it, couldn't keep the dog off his lap, and as it so happens, the dog apparently really liked it.I figure a very strong was probably formed between the two... And, yes, the applicant was hoping to get into the K9 unit. IP: Logged |
sackett
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posted 07-30-2010 08:34 PM
What's to argue...Here in Vegas, all we have is peanut butter and illegal aliens..... Kinda makes ya wonder; don't it....?
Jim
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Ted Todd
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posted 08-03-2010 10:53 AM
Jim,You were concerned the peanut butter posts were a set up from the anti crowd? I would be much more concerned about posts from the following: "Manythanks"
"Truthbeforeliesalways"
"Kittycat101303"
"Someone" Nobody can be as dense as these folks!The really dumb one post on this site and the anti site. I have yet to see any of the above post to George's site???? Just my 2 cents worth. Ted IP: Logged |
Ted Todd
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posted 08-13-2010 08:50 PM
Jim and gang,After reading "someones" latest posts, there is little doubt that they are a shill! Ted IP: Logged |
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